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lalondes:

ways to do well in the social sciences

  • use the word “paradigm” in every sentence
  • use the word “construct” in every sentence
  • use the word “discourse” in every sentence
  • instead of saying “the author’s opinion on xyz” add “-ian” to the author’s last name and instead of ‘opinion’ say ‘school’; example, “ah, yes, the Lalondesian school”
  • make every noun a verb; e.g. problematize, fetishize, binarize, dichotomize, sexualize. bonus: paradigmize.
  • make everything plural even if it’s not supposed to be plural, e.g. knowledges, homosexualities, truths
  • sample sentence: “The Lalondesian school constructs paradigmatically binarized knowledges of homosexualities.”
  • a+
Words I think we need

courtneystoker:

radiantbutterfly:

Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.

kitteridgehawkpelt:

potterdursley:

potterdursley:

Alternate Universes are pure gold

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GET OUT

sammybitchfacewinchester:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

Imagine going on a murder spree while listening to this

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

  • me after killing someone in assassins creed:

    requiescat in pace u piece of shit

I Love You feat. Angel Haze by Woodkid from the album: I Love You (Remixes)

yardsard:

Woodkid || I Love You feat. Angel Haze